Review Absolute Comedy April 14th

April 14 Review, Absolute Comedy

Jason Blanchard, Paul Morrissey, Matt Billon

Host, Matt Billon, has managed to be the only person in the world to do intelligent stoner comedy.  Even though he seems young for someone who has been doing comedy for eleven years, he has accomplished very much in his life.  He very heroically saved teenagers, has had blindfolded sex and has watched an ex girlfriend wet the bed. 

Truly inspiring.

Opening act, Paul Morrissey, has been on Craig Ferguson’s show many-a-time.  He baffles audiences when he talks about living on a beach, because of his ghostly white skin.  One person in the crowd had hang-glided, and survived.  Morrissey did not seem to understand that it’s possible.  His passion for cake, and lack of interest in strippers was heart-warming. 

When the headliner, Jason Blanchard, finally got to the stage, he burst out with tons of energy and jokes about swingers.  He gave all parents a very important lesson on punishment for their children.  Then reminded every female in the audience exactly how comfortable they could feel whilst someone talks about vagina sizes. He is very good at sex (by his son’s standards), but he soon after explained the criteria his son was marking him on.   

This weekend will be an incredible show for anyone who likes to laugh.  Make it out to Absolute Comedy for it has (yet again) received a JH5 WHAT TO WATCH!

Sophie Buddle,

Reviewer